Hats & toys for People Who Are Definitely (Probably) in Charge

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 the internet’s finest collection of satirical embroidered caps & toys for people who have read at least 3 startup newsletters and now feel mildly powerful.

Tech-bro confidence. Corporate buzzwords. LinkedIn energy. Venture capital optimism.

Wear your sarcasm properly.

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Because nothing says self-awareness like Master of Everything.